Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

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How many black people does it take to start a riot?

1

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins