Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

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What's wrong with it?

Doesn't start

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.