What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ?

A morese-quito !

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

8 Year Old Daughter Jokes More 8 Year Old Daughter Jokes

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one