What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

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How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one