What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

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What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

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How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

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What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one