What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

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How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

8 Year Old Daughter Jokes More 8 Year Old Daughter Jokes

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one