Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

What is your favourite variable?

I'm not sure, It's always changing.

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What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

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Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.