Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.
A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
They kermit suidide !
They're to die for.
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
A bilingual chicken
Because their feet stink.
OOOOOWWWWLLLL....
They refuse to have liters.