Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.
None, they just make the nepalese do it.
They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it
Because they lack taters
Long live the Queen.
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
It turns out, it's not very hard at all
Pao! Pao!
it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.
They refuse to have liters.