What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

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Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.

Pint Jokes More Pint Jokes

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

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What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.