Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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They insist that the fit could be better.

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

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He lost hijab.

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1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

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What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.