Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

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Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

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What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout?

Spoilers) Skull crushers