Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common?

They're both filled with white trash. -&y

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!