Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

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What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

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They're all about force projection.

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What's the best part of a movie?

The climax.

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A bad judge of character.

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.