Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

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What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

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What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

How do they know what that is?

This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.

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Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

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What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout?

Spoilers) Skull crushers

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!