What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

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Why did the SpaceX rocket explode?

because I don't love you anymore.

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

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What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.