What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

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What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

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Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.