What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

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Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz."

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What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer