What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

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Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids? :

What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.