What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

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Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

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What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers