What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

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What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice