All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
It snickers
This is non-cents!
Snickers satisfies.
2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)
A: "What did you name the other one "
A CATalog
He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
Cherries and nuts
A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)
How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.
Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.
One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.
Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.
It's 8:00 somewhere!
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.
X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!
