What's a cats favorite thing to read?

A CATalog

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.