Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

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What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

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What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.