800 Pound Jokes

Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?

With the fishes.

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What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

A: Anything he wants to be called.

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Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?