800 Pound Jokes

Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?

With the fishes.

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What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

A: Anything he wants to be called.

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What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.