How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent