What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

What did the two gum diseases say to the one who had a party without them?

Why di'n'ja 'vite us?

Rave Jokes More Rave Jokes

What do bears get at raves?

Mauly.

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!