What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Rave Jokes More Rave Jokes

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

What's black, blue, and red all over?

The Grudge at a rave.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.?

Between a politician and a news camera.

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Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!