Rave at the party.
Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).
He'll tell you.
Maully.
Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Because all the politicians are in hell.
Play hide and shell.
Nun