What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Temperature Jokes More Temperature Jokes

What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

Where do Mormon deer call home?

Salt Lick City

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Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine