What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

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What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

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What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.