What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

Temperature Jokes More Temperature Jokes

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

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Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.