Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

What do you call a really bad driver in France?

A woman.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range