Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.