Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

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Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

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What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !

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What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D

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How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!