Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

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Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

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Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

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What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.