Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

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Why can't the man take his job seriously?

Because he's a clown! Buh bum tis

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

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How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

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What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.