Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

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What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

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Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains