Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

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Why dont't feminists go to church?

They can't stand saying "amen"

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

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Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.