How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!"

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

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Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.