How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

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Who just threw that?

Boy: "Me. I'm going home now."

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

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How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.