Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.