Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Who's Aquaman?

Me: EXACTLY!

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...