Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

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How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

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Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.