Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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Me: EXACTLY!

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...