How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

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What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.