What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

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What do you call a midget psychic that escaped from jail?

A Small Medium at Large

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large