What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the bunko squad?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a 5' 2" fortune teller that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

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What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

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What do you call a midget psychic that escaped from jail?

A Small Medium at Large

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large