How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

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How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

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How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

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What is it like to mod r/news?

This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment.

What are some of the best comments on threads?

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How does JokeExplainBot work?

Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.