How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

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How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

What do you call a person with no nose or body?

Nobody nose!

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?

YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!

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How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

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What is it like to mod r/news?

This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment.

What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

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How does JokeExplainBot work?

Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.