How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

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What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

What do you call a person with native american ancestry and alopecia?

apache

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How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

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How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

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What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

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What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

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How does JokeExplainBot work?

Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.