Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

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How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.

Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.

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Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

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What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

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Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....