Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

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Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

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Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!