Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

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What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

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What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....