Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

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What did the pregnant blonde ask at the doctor's office?

Is it mine?

What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins