What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

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What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.