What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

Peak Jokes More Peak Jokes

What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !