What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

Peak Jokes More Peak Jokes

What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest