Peak Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

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Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

Climax Jokes More Climax Jokes

What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

Select Jokes More Select Jokes

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Chinese Restaurant Jokes More Chinese Restaurant Jokes

What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

Iss Jokes More Iss Jokes

What do you call a black man on the ISS?

An astronaut.

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.