Well an erection of course.
Because no one wants to hold an erection.
The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.
They both drop their needles !
A: Who cares!
Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.
Because their men have hollow-weenies!
In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.
Bottom of the fifth, of course.
Throw it into a wood chipper.