What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

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Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.