What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

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What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

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Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.