What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane?

A pilot of course.

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.