What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you get when OP gets erections?

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Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

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Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.