A lady of dill repute.
You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.
A Pastatute
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "
A dill doe.
Because they're inbred.