What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

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What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

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Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom?

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What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

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What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?

A thon

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake