What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

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What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?

Addercadabra and abradacobra !