Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

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Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What do you call emigrates of Sweden?

Swedouts.

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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!