Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

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Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you call immigrants to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

What do you call people migrating to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners.

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What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!