Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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What do you call people migrating to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.