What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What do you call a truthful piece of paper?

Fax.

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What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

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What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

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What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

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What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer