What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

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What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u