What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

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How ugly was she?

Paper or plasic?

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

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What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u