What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.