What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !