What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

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Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

Melon Collie Jokes More Melon Collie Jokes

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.