What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

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What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.