What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back?

An escalador.

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

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What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

What do you call Stephen Hawking before he got motor neuron disease?

Stephen Walkin

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What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

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What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.