What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back?

An escalador.

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

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Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.