House Fire Jokes

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

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A baked potato.

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

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What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

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What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire