House Fire Jokes

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

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I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!

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Nothing.

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Cause he can't do stand-up.

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Get out of the way.

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a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

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What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!