Bake Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

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What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

What do you call a high person with Downs Syndrome?

A baked potato.

What do you call an autistic stoner?

A baked potato

What do you call a chubby girl that's high?

A baked potato.

What do you call an autistic kid that accidentally ate a pot brownie?

A baked potato.

What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

What do you call a stoned Irishman?

A baked potato.

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

What do you call a high retarded person?

A baked potato

What do you call a stoner with down syndrome?

A baked potato.

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What does Arizona name Colorado?

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Who punishes Colorado underage smokers?

COPD

House Fire Jokes More House Fire Jokes

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Idaho Jokes More Idaho Jokes

What do you call a group of people from Idaho?

Deydahoes.

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

kicked out of the petting zoo...

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.