What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

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What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.