What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What do you call an Iguana that can't stand up straight?

Ereptile Dysfunction.

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.