What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

What's the opposite of condescending?

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How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

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What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

Why can't Stephen Hawking dance?

Because he's white.

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up