Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

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What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

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Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.