How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.