What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

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Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint. Haha