What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

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Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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Why do women put on makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad...

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice