Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

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What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

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Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.