What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

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What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.