What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

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What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

mitosis

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

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What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.