What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

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What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

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What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.