Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.