What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

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How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?

it has a blue light !

How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

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Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

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Which reindeer have the shortest legs?

The smallest ones.

What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?

Isaiah!

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em